Congress. Now that's a joke!
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Q: Name a house you have to buy every two years?
A: The House of Representatives.

Q: What did the businessman say about the Congressman?
A: That man is worth nothing unless paid for.

Q: What is the difference between a bribe and a campaign contribution?
A: Ten years instead of two.

Q: How is a Congressman like a wheel?
A: The bigger he is the more he has to be greased.

Q: What is the Congressional Rule of Ten?
A: Ten tricks for every new law.

Q: Why does Congress have its own Chaplain?
A: Only one? Well, that's an overworked man or an ignored one. More Jokes!

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