POSTED -03-02-01
JOKE #1
Mr. Jones patted his daughter's hand fondly, and told her,
"Your young man told me today he wanted you as a bride, and I
gave my consent.."
Oh, Papa," gushed the daughter, "it's going to be so hard leaving
mother."
"I understand perfectly, my dear," beamed Mr. Jones. "You just
take her with you."
JOKE #2
Chad nervously approached his girlfriend's father and said
"Excuse me, Mr. Scott, but there was something I wanted to
ask you."
"Well, of course, young man!" the proud father replied. "You
have my full blessing. My daughter's happiness is all I want."
"Blessing, sir?" Chad stammered.
"Yes, of course. You want to marry my daughter, right?"
Mr. Scott said.
"Uh, no sir, that's not it." said Chad. "Actually, my car
payment is due, and I'm a little short until payday, and I
wanted to know if I could borrow fifty dollars until Friday."
"Heck no!" yelled Mr. Scott. "I hardly know you."
JOKE #3
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. "I don't
like that new boyfriend, he's rough and common and stupid
with it."
"Oh no, Daddy," the daughter replied, "Fred's ever so clever,
we've only been going out nine weeks and he's cured me of
that illness I used to get once a month."
JOKE #4
The future father-in-law asked, "Young man, can you support
a family?"
The surprised groom-to-be replied, "Well, no. I was just
planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have
to fend for yourselves."
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