posted 03-02-01
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers
stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign
on the door saying: "NERDS NOT ALLOWED - ENTER AT YOUR OWN
RISK!"
He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him,
sniffs, says he smells kind of nerdy, asks him what he does
for a living. The truck driver says he drives a truck, and
the smell is just from the computers he is hauling. The
bartender says okay, truck drivers are not nerds, and
serves him a beer.
As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape
around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds
of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long.
The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun
and blows the guy away.
The truck driver asks him why he did that. The bartender
said not to worry, the nerds are overpopulating the Silicon
Valley, and are in season now. You don't even need a
license, he said.
So the truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his t
ruck, and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly he veers
to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The back door
breaks open and computers spill out all over the freeway.
He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up
the computers. They are all engineers, accountants and
programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen.
He can't let them steal his whole load. So remembering
what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and
starts blasting away, felling several of them instantly.
A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out
of the car screaming at him to stop.
The truck driver said, "What's wrong? I thought nerds
were in season."
"Well, sure," said the patrolman, "but you can't bait 'em."
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