POSTED 03-02-01
JOKE #1
The boss was furious. "You're fired!"
'But why, Boss?' Sam asked. 'I work eight hours and sleep
eight hours, like everyone else.'
'Unfortunately in your case, they are the same eight hours!'
JOKE #2
A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to
discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely
under water.
"That customer's going to come back here pretty mad," he said
to his.boss. "Should I give him his money back?"
"Money back?" roared the boss. "What kind of salesman are you?
Get out there and sell him a houseboat."
JOKE #3
A Ph.D. student, a post-doc, and their professor are walking
through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They
rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.
The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll
give each of you just one.""Me first! Me first!" says the
Ph.D. student.
"I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a
gorgeous woman who sunbathes topless."Poof! He's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the post-doc. "I want to be in
Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula
dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other."Poof! He's
gone.
"You're next," the Genie says to the professor.
The professor says, "I want those guys back in the lab
after lunch."
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