BUSH, JUNIOR

THE kINg, PRINCE GEORGY, king not! 

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Another popular ex-Southern governor with no national experience and a shady past is the pres.
This one has a trashy public mouth. His "liberal" use of the 'f-word' and his "adolescent meander"
onced caused the conservative steward, the Baron, George Wills to recoil in horror and screech, "Will
somebody save us from this, boy!"
Yes, boy.
Baron Wills used the "b" word.  (Not that "b" word!)

DUBYA BUSH'S FLASH CARTOONS


FARTING GEORGE W BUSH TALKING DOLL
  • Dubya With No Clothes?!
  • Dubya AWOL
  • Dubya As Benny Hill
  • Dubya State of the Union
  • Dubya State of U
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    Bush Invaders
    Who Elected Dubya?!
    Dubya Gets Stupid!?
    Lord of the Right Wing
    Bush Sucks
    Dishonest Dubya
    Dubya the Pooh!
    ChickenHawks
    Night At the White House
    Dubya as Pinocchio
    If Dubya was A Woman
    Bush: Air Wars
    Do Not Call
    Bush Action Hero!
    Hunting for WMD!
    Bush LIPS
    Leader of the Free World
    Bush & Iraq War
    Favorite Bush?
    Dress "Em Up Dubya!
    Defense Policy

    Clinton, Now Bush, Jr.?

    The American myth is that every boy can grow up to be President.
    The reality now is that the boy doesn't have to grow up?!
    Q: Why did Barbara Bush run to her son's side?
    A: To wash out his mouth with soap.
    Q: What does little GW wear underneath his suit and tie?
    A: Short pants.

    Prince Georgy, the king, now in waiting, not, doesn't care what you think!

    Q: On Inaugural Day, Bush, Jr., should've --
    A: Pardoned himself for past drug crimes!
    A2: Called Teddy Kennedy and say: See what I did with my famous name! And I got drunker than you! Had more sex too.    		  

    BONUS:

    George W. Bush, Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso have all died. Due to a glitch in the mundane/celestial time-space continuum, all three arrive at the Pearly Gates more or less simultaneously, even though their deaths have taken place decades apart. The first to present himself to Saint Peter is Einstein. Saint Peter questions him. "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths certain people will go to, to sneak into Heaven under false pretenses. Can you prove who you really are?"

    Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?"

    Saint Peter complies with a snap of his fingers.The blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his special theoryof relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really *are* Einstein! Welcome to heaven!"

    The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again Saint Peter asks for his credentials. Picasso doesn't hesitate. "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"

    Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."

    Picasso erases Einstein's scribbles and proceeds to sketch out a truly stunning mural. Bulls, satyrs, nude women: he captures their essences with but a few strokes of the chalk.

    Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be! Come on in!"

    The last to arrive is George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head. "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"

    George W. looks bewildered, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?" Saint Peter sighs, "Come on in, George."


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