| Q: What's the difference between a leech, a shark
and a lawyer?
A: The lawyer has a law degree.
Q: A Lawyer or a vampire? Which do you want coming after you? The mean
spirited self-centered, vicious, blood sucking fiend or the vampire?
A: This too is an easy question. The vampire must follow rules. He must
sleep during the day. He can't enter your house unless invited in. You
have a fighting chance. The lawyer has no rules, no standards either, and
he doesn't sleep.
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Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is
lying?
A: When his mouth moves.
Q: How can you tell a honest lawyer?
A: Honest what!
Q: How many lawyers does it take to feed a circus lion?
A: One. If the lion's not too hungry.
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Q: How did the lawyer get a knot on the top of his
head?
A: Somebody slammed shut the lid on the trash can!
Q: Why did the Browns have their son committed after he applied to law
school?
A: He was twenty two years old and he still believed in Santa Claus,
the Easter Bunny and that mythological being, the Honest Lawyer.
Q: Why did the Smiths disinherit their daughter?
A: She became a lawyer. |
