More President Clinton Jokes
More Clinton Jokes |
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| It is okay to shout: WRONG NUMBER! If your small
child tries to take a dump in the rest room urinal. If President
Clinton calls your house asking if he's reached a 900 number.
-Loring, Dune |
--Loring, Dune |
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News Flash
A MONDAY IN THE YEAR 2002 A.D.
Ex-President Clinton Volunteers To Be Sperm Donor. The ex-President known as a caring and compassionate man, who feels his fellow human beings pain, has volunteered to help any woman who wants a child and is unable to become pregnant. The Ex-President makes house calls. He arrives at a lady's house, taps on the door and announces himself: "Here's Bad Boy Willy!" |
| Bill Gates had a bad dream He dreamt that all of
the employees at Microsoft went out on strike. He woke up in a sweat, moaning,
"This is terrible. I have to kiss my own A!
(Yes "A". This is a G to PG-rated site) President Clinton was mad, all of the new interns were (ARE) off-limits
and under guard. He was overheard mumbling, "This is terrible. I have to
kiss my own ---
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