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JOKE #1 "A Man Being A Man," Joke 1

A Spanish man called Juan has just lost his young wife in a terrible road accident. Naturally, he was devastated and could not control his emotions very well. Everytime someone came up to him to offer their condolences at his wifes' funeral, he would bawl his eyes out and would continually cry endlessly for hours. He carried out in this emotional state for two days and by the time they were at the cemetery for the burial, Juan's emotional state-of-being worried his friends and family alike and they had no choice but to ask the Parish Priest's assistance as all their efforts to console him have so farproved futile. So, the Parish Priest agreed to the family's request and decided to wait until everyone has left before approaching Juan.

Finding Juan by his wife's just covered grave, the Priest said," Juan, don't be sad my son, for your wife is in a much more better place than here and she is muchhappier now."

This offered not much consolation as Juan just bawled-out all over again and was crying uncontrollably again.

The Priest feeling sorry, tries again, "Now,now.. Juan , I'm sure one day you will join her again and both of you will be together again in eternity.."

But this only succeeds in making Juan cry even louder and everytime the Priest says something to console Juan, Juan's emotional state just takes a turn for the worst.

Finally, after an hour of trying and praying for Juan, the Priest (not wanting to give-up) says, "Juan, I know you loved your wife very much and God knows that but she is not here anymore and life just has to go on. Well, look on the bright side, maybe in six-months time you will meet a beautiful Senorita and fall in love again and you will be happy again. Trust me, everything happens for a purpose and I'm sure God has much better things planned for you"
Upon hearing this, Juan stops crying momentarily and looks-up to the Priest and says,
"SIX MONTHS, SIX MONTHS!!!! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO TONIGHT?"

JOKE #2: "A Man Being A Man," Joke 2!

A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her: "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc., etc.

His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little petnames."

The host said, "Well, honestly, ....I've forgotten her name."

JOKE #3 "AN AFFIRMATIVE ACTION!"

A young man hired by at a women's owned and previously all women employees bar reported for his first day of work.
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the floor."

"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager."Here, give me the broom and I'll show you how."

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