The bride was so fat that the gown size was two zip codes.
Her mama was so fat that her dress size was two zip codes and
a telephone number. Yes, that many digits.
The couple were so fat that the ceremony had to be held in two
states.
The wedding cake never made it to the reception hall. Why? The bride's mother. She was sent to pick it up at the
bakery.
What is the most insulting gift you can give to a fat bride-to-be at her bridal shower? A diet book.